Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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