just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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