3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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