i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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