i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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