Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize