Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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