It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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