forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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