im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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