Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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