It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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