you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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