Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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