road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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