just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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