u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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