Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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