if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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