I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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