their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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