I CAN MOONWALK!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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