So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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