problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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