i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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