omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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