Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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