I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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