it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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