It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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