Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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