So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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