moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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