I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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