All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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