I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
