i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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