Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
