Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I wear drunk well.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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