Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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