check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
