im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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