There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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