It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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