so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Do plants get herpes?
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