We need to rekindle our bromance
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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