Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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