Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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