she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My ass is underappreciated
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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