I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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