ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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