My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We named our party play list daddy issues
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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