I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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